Nike announced “fewer roles” without once saying layoff. The same week, 147 jobs out of 183,000 became “mass layoffs” in a tabloid. The word layoff never appears in Nike’s release. It says “realignment”, “streamlining of the organization” and “employee-related costs”, and Hill’s memo says “fewer roles”. The money is exact: about $2.5 billion of cumulative savings through fiscal 2031, about $1.0 billion of pre-tax charges, about $0.3 billion of them in fiscal 2027. The headcount is blank. CNBC counts Pace as the third round of layoffs this year, after nearly 800 jobs in January and about 1,400 in April. The same day, a tabloid ran the other way. The New York Post’s wire headline says “mass layoffs” for 147 Kaiser positions. Kaiser employs more than 183,000 people in California, so that is about 0.08%. The Post’s own page title says “147 layoffs”. At Bloomberg’s conference, Paramount’s Gerry Cardinale called the link between $6 billion of synergies and firings “just completely antiquated”, then allowed for “labor-related cost rationalization”. Companies shrink the word and a headline can inflate it. Neither changes the count. Nike has a dollar figure for employee-related costs and no figure for employees, and the memo calls outside numbers “speculative”. Until the number exists, the release tells readers what the cut will cost Nike, and nothing about how many people will pay it.